Five Ws, One H (100)

(Note: This story arc began in Chef. For more, follow the Snapshots tag.)

I’m the how, I already know what, the buyer tells me who, who tells me where and when, and no one tells me why.

I don’t like the term ‘buyer.’ I am not bought; I am paid. But my services are bought, and ‘buyer’ sounds better than ‘client’ or ‘payer.’ ‘Client’ implies a relationship. I don’t have relationships with buyers. ‘Payer’ sounds either grammatically incorrect, or else it’s just a little too much like ‘prayer,’ and I don’t have any of those, either.

Routine gives me opportunity. Times and locations are chosen accordingly.

I don’t ask why. Neither should you.